I spotted this sign on a supply closet in the men’s restroom at my accountant’s building in South San Francisco. A sensible request, poetically presented.
If you don’t have the
key
Please don’t open
the door
With other tools
Thanks
Manager
Last week my company issued a press release quoting me. Itself not necessarily worth reporting on this blog, but some web sites have published it substituting various words. I’m guessing they do this as link bait for SEO, so they show up differently from the sites that simply republish releases verbatim.
But there’s some humor in the “after” compared to the “before”. Like it’s almost a human speaking, but not quite.
Excerpt from the release as issued (full release on BusinessWire here):
“A health care transparency tool is only effective if employees use and gain value from it,” said Ethan Prater, vice president of products, Castlight Health. “Castlight goes beyond great technology and data to help customers like Regis create well-designed programs that engage users and drive cost-conscious health care decisions that benefit employees and employers alike.”
With the same excerpt “substituted” (on a random site here):
“A illness care clarity apparatus is usually efficient if employees use and earn worth from it,” mentioned Ethan Prater, clamp boss of products, Castlight Health. “Castlight goes over great technology and data to help customers similar to Regis emanate well-designed programs that rivet users and expostulate cost-conscious illness care decisions that benefit employees and employers alike.”
There’s an album title in here somewhere. Clamp boss, indeed.
As I get older, this is actually pretty much how I feel…
From The New Yorker (their Cartoon Bank is down, so I can’t link to the bigger/purchase page, but you can find it there if you’re interested).
UPDATE: my friend Tom replies with the cartoon below…
This time of year is special to me – Mother’s Day and my mother’s birthday always come close together (sometimes on the same day). Today my mother would have been 67.
When I started this blog a few years ago, I posted a remembrance of Mom that I revisit every so often. I still think about her every day.
This past Saturday (November 13, 2010) I attended The Bistro’s 5th Annual West Coast Barrel Aged Beer Festival in Hayward, CA. I’m a regular at The Bistro’s Festivals (you can browse past reports and beer lists here). This particular lineup was the possibly the greatest I’ve seen at any festival. Downright epic.
The two-sided tasting sheets (reproduced below – click to see full-size images) listed 61 beers. “Barrel Aged” is of course not a beer style in itself – you can put any beer into a barrel – so the variety at this festival is larger than at style-specific events like the IPA Festival. This also means there’s not a professional judging, just a People’s Choice Award voted by attendees. Most beers tend to be heavier stouts, with the occasional Belgian-style wild beers showing up and some crazy one-offs here and there.
(As of this writing, has not seemed to be announced.) [Update: folks on the Beer Advocate message board say that the winner was Lagunitas' Bourbon Barrel Cappuccino Stout.]
[Update: The Bistro's web site lists the People's Choice winner as Drake's Wild Stallyns. Runners-up, in order of votes received: Lagunitas Bourbon Cappuccino Stout, Avery Rumpkin, Glacier Big Woody, Bear Republic Nectarine Grizz, Fifty Fifty Imperial Eclipse Stout, and Sierra Nevada Barrel Life & Limb.]
This year I tried twenty of the beers. I’m worried that my palate can’t be trusted with that many, but I did rate (on a 10 point scale) and take notes on each, so I’m going to post each brief review here in alphabetical order by brewery. Almost every beer was good – only two didn’t pass muster, which indicates a pretty amazingly consistent level of quality. We live in the best time for beer the world has ever seen.
Kudos to Vic Kralj and team at The Bistro for putting on these festivals. The price for this one was $40 for a souvenir glass and ten tasting tickets, with additional tickets $2 each. Pours seemed to range from 2-4 ounces. Not cheap, but absolutely worth the price.
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